A little boy, but a big man

With his dad increasingly traveling for work, Henry is quickly becoming a man:

Step 1: Secure the couch/chair

Step 2: Secure the remote control

Step 3: Search for sports action on t.v. - major sports first (baseball, basketball and football) and secondary sports beyond that

Step 4: Assess the competition and know your own strengths and weaknesses as it relates to maintaining the position of control over the couch and remote (ex. strength for Henry - don't need to get up to go to the bathroom; weakness for Henry - need somebody else to feed you)

Step 5: Do anything in your control to ensure that you can watch what you want to watch (ex. take the remote control with you if you need to go somewhere, or cry as loud as you can if your mom is watching "Little People, Big World" or "Jon & Kate Plus 8" or anything on TLC for that matter)